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M: Listen closely!! Bacon. Vodka.

E: You mean, booze AND meat?! (thinks a moment) But wait, is it greasy? Are there chunks?

M: No, its just infused!

E: Oh. Ohhhh! Think of the possibilities! Bacon-y Bloody Marys!

M: Bacon-on-the-rocks!

E: Bacon. Not stirred…Shaken!

M: Oh. Yeah.

(FYI, it’s real! check out the recipe here)